{"product_id":"original-when-the-government-boot-is-on-your-throat-it-doesnt-matter","title":"Original When The Government Boot Is On Your Throat It Doesnt Matter","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"font-size:1.4em;line-height:1.3;margin:0 0 10px 0\"\u003e🚀 Original When The Government Boot Is On Your Throat It Doesnt Matter\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet your new favorite clothing — the \u003cstrong\u003eOriginal When The Government Boot Is On Your Throat It Doesnt Matter\u003c\/strong\u003e. Designed for Boot Your Throat enthusiasts who value comfort and quality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.15em;line-height:1.3;margin:20px 0 8px 0\"\u003e✨ Why You'll Love Our Products\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirts:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and durable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHoodies:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester – cozy, warm, and stylish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSweatshirts:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester – perfect for layering with a minimalist look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdvanced Printing Technology:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cutting-edge DTG printing captures every detail of the design with vivid, true-to-life colors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe kind of piece people stop and ask about\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSafe checkout and fast, tracked delivery worldwide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.15em;line-height:1.3;margin:20px 0 8px 0\"\u003e🌈 Color Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📌 Check the color chart below to pick your favorite color:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/pub-022c8e3565d64ef1a8c620a6744835e4.r2.dev\/color%20chart%20copy.jpg\" alt=\"Original When The Government Boot Is On Your Throat It Doesnt Matter - Color Chart\" style=\"width:100%; height:auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.15em;line-height:1.3;margin:20px 0 8px 0\"\u003e📏 Size Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📌 Refer to the size chart below for the best fit:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/p16-oec-ttp.tiktokcdn-us.com\/tos-useast5-i-omjb5zjo8w-tx\/2b03363b4f534e0faf637cff902742ef~tplv-omjb5zjo8w-resize-jpeg:800:696.jpeg\" alt=\"Original When The Government Boot Is On Your Throat It Doesnt Matter - Size Chart\" style=\"width:100%; height:auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.15em;line-height:1.3;margin:20px 0 8px 0\"\u003e🛒 How to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck the color and size chart above.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelect your size and color from the menu.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd to cart and proceed to checkout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🛒 Find your next favorite at \u003cstrong\u003eTeeHivey.com.com\u003c\/strong\u003e. Quality guaranteed on every order.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TeeHivey","offers":[{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ S","offer_id":44068013244502,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ M","offer_id":44068013277270,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ L","offer_id":44068013310038,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ XL","offer_id":44068013342806,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44068013375574,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ 3XL","offer_id":44068013408342,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ S","offer_id":44068013441110,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ M","offer_id":44068013473878,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ L","offer_id":44068013506646,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ XL","offer_id":44068013539414,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44068013572182,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44068013604950,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ S","offer_id":44068013637718,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ M","offer_id":44068013670486,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ L","offer_id":44068013703254,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ XL","offer_id":44068013736022,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":44068013768790,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":44068013801558,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":44068013834326,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":44068013867094,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":44068013899862,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44068013932630,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44068013965398,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":44068013998166,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ S","offer_id":44068014030934,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ M","offer_id":44068014063702,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ L","offer_id":44068014096470,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44068014129238,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44068014162006,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44068014194774,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":44068014227542,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":44068014260310,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":44068014293078,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":44068014325846,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":44068014358614,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":44068014391382,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ S","offer_id":44068014424150,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ M","offer_id":44068014456918,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ L","offer_id":44068014489686,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":44068014522454,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":44068014555222,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":44068014587990,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":44068014620758,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":44068014653526,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":44068014686294,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44068014719062,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44068014751830,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":44068014784598,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ S","offer_id":44068014817366,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ M","offer_id":44068014850134,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ L","offer_id":44068014882902,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ XL","offer_id":44068014915670,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":44068014948438,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":44068014981206,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ S","offer_id":44068015013974,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ M","offer_id":44068015046742,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ L","offer_id":44068015079510,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ XL","offer_id":44068015112278,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44068015145046,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44068015177814,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ S","offer_id":44068015210582,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ M","offer_id":44068015243350,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ L","offer_id":44068015276118,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ XL","offer_id":44068015308886,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44068015341654,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ 3XL","offer_id":44068015374422,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ S","offer_id":44068015407190,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ M","offer_id":44068015439958,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ L","offer_id":44068015472726,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ XL","offer_id":44068015505494,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":44068015538262,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":44068015571030,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ S","offer_id":44068015603798,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ M","offer_id":44068015636566,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ L","offer_id":44068015669334,"sku":null,"price":38.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ XL","offer_id":44068015702102,"sku":null,"price":39.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44068015734870,"sku":null,"price":40.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ 3XL","offer_id":44068015767638,"sku":null,"price":41.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ S","offer_id":44068015800406,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ M","offer_id":44068015833174,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ L","offer_id":44068015865942,"sku":null,"price":38.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ XL","offer_id":44068015898710,"sku":null,"price":39.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44068015931478,"sku":null,"price":40.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44068015964246,"sku":null,"price":41.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":44068015997014,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":44068016029782,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":44068016062550,"sku":null,"price":38.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44068016095318,"sku":null,"price":39.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44068016128086,"sku":null,"price":40.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":44068016160854,"sku":null,"price":41.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ S","offer_id":44068016193622,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ M","offer_id":44068016226390,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ L","offer_id":44068016259158,"sku":null,"price":38.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ XL","offer_id":44068016291926,"sku":null,"price":39.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":44068016324694,"sku":null,"price":40.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":44068016357462,"sku":null,"price":41.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2216\/2006\/files\/Original-When-the-government-boot-is-on-your-throat-it-doesnt-matter-Shirt.jpg?v=1772683046","url":"https:\/\/teehivey.com\/products\/original-when-the-government-boot-is-on-your-throat-it-doesnt-matter","provider":"Tee Hivey","version":"1.0","type":"link"}