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Classic Roses Are Dead Love Is Fake Wedding Are Basically Funerals With Cake T Shirts Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Classic Roses Are Dead Love Is Fake Wedding Are Basically Funerals With Cake T Shirts Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

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Premium DTG Printed Apparel — Made to Order

Some clothes you wear. This one wears confidence for you. DTG-printed on buttery-soft Gildan® blanks — the kind of quality you feel the second you put it on.

📸 Don’t let the mockup fool you — this isn’t just a tee. Get this design on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. You pick, we produce. Simple as that.

Here’s Why It’s Worth It

  • 🎨 Built to Last — DTG printing means color is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash without worry.
  • 🧵 Fabric That Delivers — Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Soft, durable, certified low-impact dyes.
  • 👕 Move Freely — Classic unisex fit with taped seams. The tear-away label means nothing scratching your neck.
  • 🇺🇸 Cotton Done Right — Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Premium quality, responsibly grown.

Fabric Breakdown

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: Pure cotton (5.3–6 oz) — breathable comfort, durable construction.
  • Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz — pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
  • Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.

Pick Your Color & Size

Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:

Available Colors

 
White
 
Black
 
Sand
 
Sport Grey
 
Navy
 
Light Pink
 
Royal
 
Pepper
 
Dark Heather
 
Forest Green
 
Light Blue
Gildan 5000 — Unisex T-Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
Gildan 18000 — Unisex Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm) 33.5 in (85.09 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm) 35.5 in (90.17 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm) 36.5 in (92.71 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm) 37.5 in (95.25 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm) 39.5 in (100.33 cm)
Gildan 18500 — Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
Gildan 2400 — Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27.95 in (71 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm) 33.46 in (85 cm)
M 29.13 in (74 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm) 35.04 in (89 cm)
L 29.92 in (76 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 36.61 in (93 cm)
XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 38.19 in (97 cm)
2XL 31.89 in (81 cm) 51.97 in (132 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
3XL 33.07 in (84 cm) 55.91 in (142 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
4XL 33.86 in (86 cm) 59.84 in (152 cm) 38.98 in (99 cm)

Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.

  1. Find your color in the chart above.
  2. Match your measurements to the size guide.
  3. Add to cart and check out securely.

Shipping & Delivery

  • ✅ Production Time: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 US Delivery: 3–7 business days.
  • ⚡ US Rush Option: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 Rest of World: 1–2 weeks.

All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us — we’re happy to help!

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