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I out pizza’d the hut and now the CIA is trying to assassinate me shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

I out pizza’d the hut and now the CIA is trying to assassinate me shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Regular price $18.94 USD
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Wearable Art – Vivid DTG Print on Genuine Gildan®

You didn’t come here to blend in. Vibrant DTG print on genuine Gildan® blanks – bold design, premium comfort, the whole package.

📸 What you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but don’t stop there – this design comes in 4 different styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Choose your favorite and we’ll make it just for you.

Why Everyone’s Grabbing This

  • 🎨 Studio-Grade Print – Eco-friendly DTG ink that bonds permanently. No cracking, no flaking, period.
  • 🧵 Buttery Soft Fabric – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified – safe on your skin.
  • 👕 Fits Like It Should – Classic cut, taped neck & shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.
  • 🇺🇸 Cotton Done Right – Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Premium quality, responsibly grown.

Materials & Specs

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% US cotton, 5.3–6 oz – soft, breathable, classic fit.
  • Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz – pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
  • Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.

Choose Your Style

Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:

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  1. Browse colors and compare with the chart.
  2. Use the size guide for the best fit.
  3. Add to cart and you’re all set!

Delivery Info

  • Production: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
  • USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.

This is a made-to-order product. Please confirm your size with the chart above. We don’t offer exchanges for wrong sizes, but our team is happy to assist with any concerns.

🛒 Head to TeeHivey.com for more. Quality prints. Premium fabric. Happy customers.

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