• Jacksfilms Dad You Are Smooth Like Quagmire Family Guy Shirt
  • Jacksfilms Dad You Are Smooth Like Quagmire Family Guy Shirt
  • Jacksfilms Dad You Are Smooth Like Quagmire Family Guy Shirt
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Jacksfilms Dad You Are Smooth Like Quagmire Family Guy Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Jacksfilms Dad You Are Smooth Like Quagmire Family Guy Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

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Custom Printed Gildan® Apparel — Designed for You

Some clothes you wear. This one wears confidence for you. DTG-printed on buttery-soft Gildan® blanks — the kind of quality you feel the second you put it on.

📸 Mockup is a tee — but we’ve got you covered. This design ships on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck & Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.

Why You’ll Love It

  • 🎨 Fade-Proof Color — Direct-to-garment printing means your design stays as bold as the day it arrived.
  • 🧵 Buttery Soft Fabric — Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified — safe on your skin.
  • 👕 Throw It On & Go — Relaxed unisex fit with reinforced shoulders. Comfortable from morning to midnight.
  • 🇺🇸 Responsibly Made — US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.

Fabric & Construction

  • T-Shirt (5.3 oz) & Long Sleeve (6 oz): 100% cotton — airy, comfortable, all-season wear.
  • Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly blend — cozy, durable, resists pilling.
  • Fabric note — Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.

Find Your Perfect Fit

Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:

Available Colors

 
White
 
Black
 
Sand
 
Sport Grey
 
Navy
 
Light Pink
 
Royal
 
Pepper
 
Dark Heather
 
Forest Green
 
Light Blue
Gildan 5000 — Unisex T-Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
Gildan 18000 — Unisex Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm) 33.5 in (85.09 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm) 35.5 in (90.17 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm) 36.5 in (92.71 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm) 37.5 in (95.25 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm) 39.5 in (100.33 cm)
Gildan 18500 — Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
Gildan 2400 — Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27.95 in (71 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm) 33.46 in (85 cm)
M 29.13 in (74 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm) 35.04 in (89 cm)
L 29.92 in (76 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 36.61 in (93 cm)
XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 38.19 in (97 cm)
2XL 31.89 in (81 cm) 51.97 in (132 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
3XL 33.07 in (84 cm) 55.91 in (142 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
4XL 33.86 in (86 cm) 59.84 in (152 cm) 38.98 in (99 cm)

Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.

  1. Check the color and size chart above.
  2. Select your style, color, and size.
  3. Add to cart and proceed to checkout.

When Will It Arrive?

  • ✅ Production: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
  • ⚡ USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.

Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.

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