• Not Tonight Ladies Im Just Here to Get Drunk Kids Tee
  • Not Tonight Ladies Im Just Here to Get Drunk Kids Tee
  • Not Tonight Ladies Im Just Here to Get Drunk Kids Tee
  • Not Tonight Ladies Im Just Here to Get Drunk Kids Tee
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Not Tonight Ladies Im Just Here to Get Drunk Kids Tee Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Not Tonight Ladies Im Just Here to Get Drunk Kids Tee Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

$23.94 USD
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Exclusive Design — Premium Print on Gildan® Cotton

First impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildan® cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.

📸 The photo features a T-Shirt, but you’re not limited to that! This design is available on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Pick your style and we handle the rest.

What Makes It Hit Different

  • 🎨 Looks Fresh, Stays Fresh — High-res DTG printing captures every detail. Machine-wash friendly.
  • 🧵 Buttery Soft Fabric — Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified — safe on your skin.
  • 👕 Your New Daily Driver — Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.
  • 🇺🇸 From American Farms — US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.

Material Details

  • Cotton Tees & Long Sleeves: 100% US cotton at 5.3–6 oz — naturally soft and breathable.
  • Fleece (Sweatshirt & Hoodie): 8 oz cotton/poly blend — warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.
  • Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.

Choose Your Style

Find your size and pick your color — it’s that easy:

Available Colors

 
White
 
Black
 
Sand
 
Sport Grey
 
Navy
 
Light Pink
 
Royal
 
Pepper
 
Dark Heather
 
Forest Green
 
Light Blue
Gildan 5000 — Unisex T-Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
Gildan 18000 — Unisex Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm) 33.5 in (85.09 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm) 35.5 in (90.17 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm) 36.5 in (92.71 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm) 37.5 in (95.25 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm) 39.5 in (100.33 cm)
Gildan 18500 — Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
Gildan 2400 — Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27.95 in (71 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm) 33.46 in (85 cm)
M 29.13 in (74 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm) 35.04 in (89 cm)
L 29.92 in (76 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 36.61 in (93 cm)
XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 38.19 in (97 cm)
2XL 31.89 in (81 cm) 51.97 in (132 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
3XL 33.07 in (84 cm) 55.91 in (142 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
4XL 33.86 in (86 cm) 59.84 in (152 cm) 38.98 in (99 cm)

Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.

  1. Find your color in the chart above.
  2. Match your measurements to the size guide.
  3. Add to cart and check out securely.

Delivery & Handling

  • ✅ Production Time: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 US Delivery: 3–7 business days.
  • ⚡ US Rush Option: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 Rest of World: 1–2 weeks.

Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.

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