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Officials Lifes Is Too Short To Be Smoking Mids Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Officials Lifes Is Too Short To Be Smoking Mids Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

$23.94 USD
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Premium DTG Printed Apparel — Made to Order

First impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildan® cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.

📸 Don’t let the mockup fool you — this isn’t just a tee. Get this design on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. You pick, we produce. Simple as that.

The Good Stuff

  • 🎨 Built to Last — DTG printing means color is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash without worry.
  • 🧵 Feels Like a Hug — Gildan® fabric with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Premium comfort from the inside out.
  • 👕 Designed for Real Life — Classic silhouette, taped shoulders, itch-free tear-away label. Wear it anywhere.
  • 🇺🇸 Responsibly Made — US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.

Fabric & Construction

  • Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3–6 oz, 100% US cotton — light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
  • Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) — pill-resistant with spandex cuffs & waistband.
  • Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.

Pick Your Color & Size

Choose your favorite color and find the perfect fit:

Available Colors

 
White
 
Black
 
Sand
 
Sport Grey
 
Navy
 
Light Pink
 
Royal
 
Pepper
 
Dark Heather
 
Forest Green
 
Light Blue
Gildan 5000 — Unisex T-Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
Gildan 18000 — Unisex Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm) 33.5 in (85.09 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm) 35.5 in (90.17 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm) 36.5 in (92.71 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm) 37.5 in (95.25 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm) 39.5 in (100.33 cm)
Gildan 18500 — Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
Gildan 2400 — Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27.95 in (71 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm) 33.46 in (85 cm)
M 29.13 in (74 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm) 35.04 in (89 cm)
L 29.92 in (76 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 36.61 in (93 cm)
XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 38.19 in (97 cm)
2XL 31.89 in (81 cm) 51.97 in (132 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
3XL 33.07 in (84 cm) 55.91 in (142 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
4XL 33.86 in (86 cm) 59.84 in (152 cm) 38.98 in (99 cm)

Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.

  1. Pick your color from the chart above.
  2. Choose your size using the size guide.
  3. Add to cart — we’ll handle the rest!

Shipping Details

  • ✅ Crafted in: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 Standard US: 3–7 business days.
  • ⚡ Express US: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 International: 7–14 business days.

Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.

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