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Phil Made Me Scared And All I Got Was This Lousy T Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Phil Made Me Scared And All I Got Was This Lousy T Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Regular price $18.94 USD
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Fresh Design, Premium Fabric – Printed Just for You

Real talk: life’s too short for boring clothes. This piece is DTG-printed on genuine Gildan® blanks – vivid colors, premium feel, zero compromises.

📸 The image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your variant and we’ll craft it to order.

Why This Stands Out

  • 🎨 Fade-Proof Color – Direct-to-garment printing means your design stays as bold as the day it arrived.
  • 🧵 Comfort-Level: 10/10 – Gildan® blanks with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Soft on skin, gentle on the planet.
  • 👕 Put It On, Forget It’s There – That’s how comfortable this is. Taped shoulders, tear-away label, classic fit.
  • 🇺🇸 From American Farms – US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.

Fabric Specs

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: Pure cotton (5.3–6 oz) – breathable comfort, durable construction.
  • Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz – pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
  • Fabric note – Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.

Color & Size Guide

Choose your favorite color and find the perfect fit:

Available Colors

White
Black
Sand
Sport Grey
Navy
Light Pink
Royal
Pepper
Dark Heather
Forest Green
Light Blue
Gildan 5000 — Unisex T-Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
Gildan 2400 — Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 28 in (71 cm) 36 in (92 cm) 33.5 in (85 cm)
M 29 in (74 cm) 40 in (102 cm) 35 in (89 cm)
L 30 in (76 cm) 44 in (112 cm) 36.5 in (93 cm)
XL 31 in (79 cm) 48 in (122 cm) 38 in (97 cm)
2XL 32 in (81 cm) 52 in (132 cm) 39.5 in (100 cm)
3XL 33 in (84 cm) 56 in (142 cm) 39.5 in (100 cm)
4XL 34 in (86 cm) 60 in (152 cm) 39 in (99 cm)
Gildan 18000 — Unisex Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm) 33.5 in (85.09 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm) 35.5 in (90.17 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm) 36.5 in (92.71 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm) 37.5 in (95.25 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm) 39.5 in (100.33 cm)
Gildan 18500 — Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
  1. Review the color & size charts.
  2. Select your preferred options.
  3. Place your order – easy as 1-2-3.

Shipping & Returns

  • Production Time: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 US Delivery: 3–7 business days.
  • US Rush Option: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 Rest of World: 1–2 weeks.

Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges aren’t possible for made-to-order items, but we’re here if you need anything.

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