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Premium Chicken Inner Peace Begins With Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Premium Chicken Inner Peace Begins With Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

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Bold Design, Soft Fabric — Your New Everyday Favorite

Soft enough to sleep in. Cool enough to post about. Every piece is DTG-printed on premium Gildan® fabric for colors that pop and comfort that lasts.

📸 Seeing a T-Shirt? That’s just the preview! This exact design is also available on Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just choose your style — we print and ship it your way.

Here’s Why It’s Worth It

  • 🎨 Colors That Stay — Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times — still looks fresh.
  • 🧵 Quality on Another Level — Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Responsibly dyed, ridiculously soft.
  • 👕 Your New Daily Driver — Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.
  • 🇺🇸 Sustainably Sourced — US Cotton Trust Protocol. From farm to fabric — responsible at every step.

Fabric Specs

  • Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3–6 oz, 100% US cotton — light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
  • Heavy Blend Fleece: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/polyester — cozy warmth with pill-resistant durability.
  • Fabric note — Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.

Pick Your Color & Size

Reference the charts below before you order:

Available Colors

 
White
 
Black
 
Sand
 
Sport Grey
 
Navy
 
Light Pink
 
Royal
 
Pepper
 
Dark Heather
 
Forest Green
 
Light Blue
Gildan 5000 — Unisex T-Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
Gildan 18000 — Unisex Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm) 33.5 in (85.09 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm) 35.5 in (90.17 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm) 36.5 in (92.71 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm) 37.5 in (95.25 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm) 39.5 in (100.33 cm)
Gildan 18500 — Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
Gildan 2400 — Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27.95 in (71 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm) 33.46 in (85 cm)
M 29.13 in (74 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm) 35.04 in (89 cm)
L 29.92 in (76 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 36.61 in (93 cm)
XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 38.19 in (97 cm)
2XL 31.89 in (81 cm) 51.97 in (132 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
3XL 33.07 in (84 cm) 55.91 in (142 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
4XL 33.86 in (86 cm) 59.84 in (152 cm) 38.98 in (99 cm)

Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.

  1. Use the color chart to explore your options.
  2. Check the size chart for measurements.
  3. Select, add to cart, and enjoy!

Shipping Details

  • ✅ Production: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
  • ⚡ USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.

Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges aren’t possible for made-to-order items, but we’re here if you need anything.

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