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Premium Pain Relief Powered Fuck Machine Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Premium Pain Relief Powered Fuck Machine Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

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Exclusive Design — Premium Print on Gildan® Cotton

Soft enough to sleep in. Cool enough to post about. Every piece is DTG-printed on premium Gildan® fabric for colors that pop and comfort that lasts.

📸 Mockup is a tee — but we’ve got you covered. This design ships on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck & Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.

Why This Stands Out

  • 🎨 Built to Last — DTG printing means color is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash without worry.
  • 🧵 Feels Like a Hug — Gildan® fabric with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Premium comfort from the inside out.
  • 👕 Throw It On & Go — Relaxed unisex fit with reinforced shoulders. Comfortable from morning to midnight.
  • 🇺🇸 Good Cotton, Good Vibes — US Cotton Trust Protocol member. Sustainable, premium, American-grown.

Materials & Specs

  • Cotton Tees & Long Sleeves: 100% US cotton at 5.3–6 oz — naturally soft and breathable.
  • Fleece (Sweatshirt & Hoodie): 8 oz cotton/poly blend — warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.
  • Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.

Your Perfect Match

Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:

Available Colors

 
White
 
Black
 
Sand
 
Sport Grey
 
Navy
 
Light Pink
 
Royal
 
Pepper
 
Dark Heather
 
Forest Green
 
Light Blue
Gildan 5000 — Unisex T-Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
Gildan 18000 — Unisex Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm) 33.5 in (85.09 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm) 35.5 in (90.17 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm) 36.5 in (92.71 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm) 37.5 in (95.25 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm) 39.5 in (100.33 cm)
Gildan 18500 — Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
Gildan 2400 — Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27.95 in (71 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm) 33.46 in (85 cm)
M 29.13 in (74 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm) 35.04 in (89 cm)
L 29.92 in (76 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 36.61 in (93 cm)
XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 38.19 in (97 cm)
2XL 31.89 in (81 cm) 51.97 in (132 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
3XL 33.07 in (84 cm) 55.91 in (142 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
4XL 33.86 in (86 cm) 59.84 in (152 cm) 38.98 in (99 cm)

Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.

  1. Browse colors and compare with the chart.
  2. Use the size guide for the best fit.
  3. Add to cart and you’re all set!

Shipping & Delivery

  • ✅ Made in: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 US Shipping: 3–7 business days.
  • ⚡ Rush Delivery: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 Worldwide: 1–2 weeks.

Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.

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